Home: Somewhere very far south of heaven.

Age:  Terminally 14

Profession:  Mother, partner, goddess.

Hobbies:  Brain surgery, rocket science, criminal defense.

Last Book Read:  "The Proper Care And Feeding Of Husbands" by
Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Last Accomplishment:   I'm still alive aren't I?!

Quote:  "Honey, I have tattoos older than you are!"

Profile:   Rock and Roll journalist, professional  photographer, undiscovered musician, BBS sysop, computer geek, scholar, finally finds true gratification and the meaning of life through the eyes of a two-year-old.  Mommyhood rocks! 

Beer: Boy Howdy!